My due date is today… Let’s do this baby!!

Oh hey, this looks familiar!

(Source: food-gifs, via consultingasshole)

Tweenager talking about tumblr to no end. My husband says “this is your people”

bohemea:

THIS IS EVERYTHING!

(Source: fuckyesjanet)

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

especially if you are not wearing any shoelaces, at all.

(Source: aru, via turkeyssincerely)

(Source: rhythm-kitten, via pleatedjeans)

Texts with my husband.

(I believe all my texts recently have been about food)

After dealing with my insurance for about a month, my breast pump has finally arrived!
If you are not constantly on top of these people shit might never get done.
Great timing too!

defranco:

edwardspoonhands:

tyleroakley:

Oops.

lolololol

hehehe

i’m so desperate for a day at the beach. my husband can’t take anymore time off and going solo with Zo terrifies me, especially in my current state. i’m just insane to think it’ll happen this weekend because of the holiday.