you should try the diet i’ve been on for the last week. it’s the I don’t have any food or money to buy food because health insurance took all my grocery money diet.
we’ve been through basically everything in our pantry and freezer. one can not live on condiments and ice cream alone!
my parents gave me the best Mother’s Day card with a $100 gift card to the market. these amazing parents of mine are so unbelievably practical. i love them dearly!

this sauce is bomb.com
i usually opt for making my own enchilada sauce because let’s be honest those canned sauces are gross-me-out. i was hesitant to buy these but hey what the hell, i was willing to try them. so amazing. i made some cheese and onion enchiladas last night for dinner. go and buy some and enjoy the great flavor.
why?
because i’ve been fucking up so bad with food. those damn girl scouts mock me and tempt me with those chocolatey minty cookies. we have a fridge filled with veggies and other healthy goodies but all i can think about are cheeseburgers and cookies.
i haven’t even weighed myself. i will tomorrow morning. i need to get these wheels a rolling because i feel like a major shithead. all of you are getting at least a bit of a workout in and im sitting on my fat ass eating cookies. ok, maybe i’m not always sitting, sometimes i stand.
on the plus side, we have stairs in our place so at least there is that.
you guys, we’re in our new place!!!!! we’re still getting everything put away but i’m so happy here. i’ll also be really happy when girl scouts are done selling their cookie crack.
and i wasn’t (won’t be) able to get to the gym either. i’m super stressed out about it too. i’ve been like a bottomless pit all day. for example
it may not be a lot but it sure pack on a ton of calories. then because i didn’t exercise it just makes it worse. i hate having a gym member ship and not being able to use it even though i really want to. i’m currently trying to get the Zo to sleep in until 7am so i can go to the gym early. instead he wakes up at 12am, 2am then finally 5am.
i hate going to the gym too late because then i can’t sleep and i know i need as much sleep as possible when i wake up 3 times a night.
Pan dulce/Mexican sweet bread chart
mmmm dame un chocolatito and ima eat all of this!
BAM
Elotito… why are you so good
Dinner
Sliders with sweet potato fries and a side salad
No wonder I’m not losing any weight right now
weighing in last friday… oh well. i bet i didn’t lose much at all.
this week though… this week is different. every meal i eat is homemade.